I Like Your Shirt
Here's a conversation I had with my husband's friend, Jared.
Jared: "I like your shirt."
Me: "Thanks."
Pause
Me: "Why do you like me shirt?"
Jared: "It's really pink and it fits you well."
Me: "So what you're really saying is you like my boobs in this shirt."
Pause
Me: "When I guy says he likes how your shirt fits, it means he likes how your boobs look in the shirt."
Jared: "I'm just saying I like your shirt."
I don't know where my husband finds his friends.
Jared: "I like your shirt."
Me: "Thanks."
Pause
Me: "Why do you like me shirt?"
Jared: "It's really pink and it fits you well."
Me: "So what you're really saying is you like my boobs in this shirt."
Pause
Me: "When I guy says he likes how your shirt fits, it means he likes how your boobs look in the shirt."
Jared: "I'm just saying I like your shirt."
I don't know where my husband finds his friends.
3 Comments:
At May 09, 2005 3:08 PM, Laurel said…
"So what you're really saying is you like my boobs in this shirt." That's just too funny. Next time someone says they like my shirt I'm going to have to use that line.
At May 10, 2005 8:31 PM, Nominal Me said…
Post a picture. I'll be able to figure out his intentions. =)
At May 12, 2005 10:49 PM, Toby said…
Yeah, that sounds about like Jared. Go Melissa.
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